Emologue

emotion... oceans of motion,

devotion to a notion, a fool's love potion,

explosion, implosion, a crowded soul's commotion,

crazy movement, hence 'loco'motion,

abortion of laws, a flaw, extortion,

denotion melodic, logic's corrosion,

contortion, distortion of constant proportion,

the brain's demotion for the heart's promotion. emotion

I really like these lyrics. Tablo is just plain Genius!~ I was listening to this earlier and it go me thinking. About what exactly, I'm not sure ahaha...Demi Lovato took over my iTunes and then I became fixated with her songs. Hmm, now I'm listening to Manatsu No Your No Yume 

[真夏夜之梦] By 死亡笔记 which is from [死亡笔记] Death Note Soundtrack. It's really soothing, I don't understand a word of it; however, it's really great ^___^ OH.EM.GEE something else...I got 

addicted to ...

 

Yupp...You've guessed it, it's none other that the talented girl group T-ARA =D

Oh yeah....EMOLOGUE...back to that aha

the lyrics are interesting, I want to know what it means ><"

----SHIYAKEY OUT----

вєƒσяє 25

[I] ѕσ ι ωαηт тσ gєт мαяяιє∂

Okay, so today I was thinking about my future and what I'll be doing...I've come up with nothing 

~___~ All I do know is that I want to be happily married to someone loving and caring...and have a beautiful child >.< Why? Because I saw this [ V ] They're such a cute family. The Husband looks hot btw....Look at his arms >.<

[II] яєтιяє

Why not retire at the age of twenty-five I know that it's not going to happen, but one can dream

can't they? Well, retiring at the age of twenty-five really requires me to be really successful...hmm...so how exactly may I accomplish that ?!

[III] тяανєℓ

I've done some travelling in my earlier days, but I'd like to do a lot more. I want to go to all the 

continents; South Africa, Australia & Antarctica to be exact...I've been to the others aha

My Top TEN Countries to visit before 25 ...

[✖] South Korea

[✖] Japan

[✖] Italia

[✖] Switzerland

[✖] Macau

[✖] China

[✖] Australia

[✖] France

[✖] Malaysia

[✖] Spain

[IV] мєєт 동방신기

Yep, this should be my first goal loll...but yea...I WANT TO MEET THIS LOVELY BOYS. THE REASON WHY I'M SO ASIAN CRAZED, THE REASON WHY I'M FAILING HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M TOO DISTRACTED, THE REASON WHY I'M SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME ^^~

[[Credits to the amazing artist]]

[V] вє¢σмє ƒℓυєηт ιη кσяєαη

This is a main goal...I want to live there for a while so I should be able to speak it right. I'm most

likely going to take a course next year at Uni ^^~

OKAY...So...."SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" auditions is on...so I'm going to be leaving...

OH.EM.GEE

IT'S A MUST WATCH...IT'S HILARIOUS!~

----SHIYAKEY OUT----

BEAST [B2ST] - Crazy Crazy

 

The video is a previewof an upcoming track titled Crazy, which will be included in the Attack The Gas Station 2 soundtrack (OST). The song is pretty catchy. I love the vid, soooo cute ^^~

THE LEADER BELONGS TO MOI!~

BEAST IS THE B2ST

BREAK OUT!! [Japanese Single]

OKaii...I forgot to mention this in my blog >------<
I'M A CASSIOPEIAN!~
DBSK IS REALEASING A NEW SINGLE EARLY NEXT YEAR
---SPAZZING NON-STOP---
Here are their hot covers~
Oh...I love how their hair does not change much this year ^^~
like...when it does, it's just a bit, Well...Yoochun is pretty Experimental ;D

Spazzing some more~

TOHOSHINKI HWAIITING!~

World Filled With People, Hello~

2012 

//DOOMS DAY::

--SPOILER ALERT--

The world as we know it will end then...or so the Maya Civilization believed. Oh, and many scientist believed that it will as well, that what killed the dinosaurs millions of years ago will soon destroy the world. That the earth's crust will shift, and tsunamis and earthquakes will kill us all. Wow and now I'm thinking...how will I spend the rest of my life? Should I just go get a flying license so I can go buy a plane and save myself and loved ones? Will...maybe I'm thinking too much. I've just watched the Movie 2012 and it was...EPIC!!! And aha...random, but I want to ask. Does anyone love their pets more then their siblings, parents, children?? OMG...So there was this lady. She was playing this role of the Russian President's Girlfriend. Aha, she was cheating on the president with Sasha, the Pilot [My future Husband!!!] So this certain GF get's left behind and President takes her dog with him. Will....since the President also left behind the protagonist of the movie and his family, she along with the others, are saved by the epic Chinese people.[They PWND the whole movie!] Oh and she gets her dog back, giving the president the middle finger along the say, when boarding the ship that saves humanity, the same ship the President payed 1 BILLION EURO for, only to be left behind. Ironic? I think so. Oh yea....back the the pets. So he dog, She saves him from death only to get killed herself. TSK TSK... How do you do that? I would rather save myself. How cares about the stupid dog. God, the dog is her only priority. I guess it's okay, later the little dog went to the Protagonist's daughter. Ah...will I just spoiled this movie a lot...


OMG...AND I WATCHED 2012 ONLY BECAUSE NINJA ASSASSIN WAS NOT PLAYING AT THE CINAMA MY FRIEND AND I WENT TO...


so I asked 2 Ushers why...this is how our convo went down...
[[B&L - Beautiful & Lovely > UI - Ugly Idiot > EMU&I - Even More Ugly & Idiotic N - Nicole]]
B&L Me: So...When will you be showing Ninja Assassin?
UI : Er...I think...NEVER
B&L Me: Umm...Huh *CHUGULEH? in my head* WHY?!
UI: *walks away to people wanting to see New Moon*
N: so what did he say?
B&L: well...he said...NEVER!!! I'll ask that lady~
EMU&I: going to see Twilight?
B&L: Uh...no~ I WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU WILL BE SHOWING NINJA ASSASSIN????
EMU&I: Erm...It's not out..?
B&L: Lady, It came out on Wednesday
EMU&I: ... I guess we won't play it here? [[OMG...IS SHE SURE OF ANYTHING?]]
B&L: ...
N: Let's go watch 2012!

This is all true, but maybe I'm over exaggerating a tad bit!

V OMG...LOOK AT RAIN!

I HAVE THE SMALL SIZED POSTER OF THIS!!

RAIN...YOUR CLOUDS ARE STILL WAITING TO WATCH YOU IN HD!!!

Okaii...I am Officially tired ecstatic, and want to go watch You're Beautiful!!

song of the day: 아직은 - B2ST BEAST

---SHIYAKEY OUT---

LIGHTS! CAMERA! YAH JAEJOONG!~

Wow...let me first start off by saying that I've been listening to 아이비 and I <3 her 3집 I Be.. album !!! I've been so addicted to "Touch Me" but I've never really listen to the rest of her album, so I've started that today x] Let's just say, I'm a new fan!~
Okay, so....next thing, for those celebrating EID, HAVE A GOOD ONE!~
And Finally, ....
{{ • ßig ßanged in Seoul • }} 
All of the above [or none of the above] is a fan-fic i'm reading these days [so good!] but the sad part is that I'm not allowed to share ><
I love fan-fictions, but I don't write a lot of them. If one would see my G-Dragon fic, then one would understand why I don't write (>____<)" but, I'm going to attempt writing a DBSK one ^^~


Oh...I love this site [http://community.livejournal.com/hug______/] It's really good when it comes to DBSK fanfictions~ It's an online community where writers come together and share their work ^^~


Author: Shiiyakey
Genre: Humor, mature
Summary: LIGHTS! CAMERA! YAH JAEJOONG!~
A/N: Okay, so I am one of those bored individuals who have a kick out of writing disturbing things. However this time, I'm in a good mood and I'll write something...funny? can I pull it off, that I'm not sure of but it's worth a try ^^~ 

*SNAP, SNAP~*
"YAH KIM JAEJOONG!" Changmin Screamed.
"Hmm, one more snapshot of the group members, and I can start my collage." Jae declared as he went on a serch for Yoochun.
"YAH KIM JAEJOONG!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF ME IN THE SHOWER?!" Changmin said, while racing down the steps in nothing but a towel holding a rubber ducky.
"Min....why don't you put on cloths before speaking to others....wait, Can I take a picture....this will make such a cute pic..." Jaejoong said, camera in hand. "Oh now you ask..." said Min "Hey guys, what's going on....and Min....where's your cloths?" Yunho asked curiously.
"OH HYUNG, JAE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME IN THE SHO-" Changmin began, but was cut off. "Hey, was I doing anything wrong? It's no fun taking pictures when you know I'm taking them" Jae stated.
"Ah...Jae, what is wrong with you? I thought you stopped all of that non-sense." Yun said, grabbing the camera, "You're the oldest, but your acting like such a child," *click* "Okay...well your picture has been erased Min - HEY WHAT IS THIS....IS THIS ME?!" "wait...I want to see that" Min said, taking the camera out of Yunho's hands. "WHOA! WHY DO YOU HAVE MAKE - UP ON.....AND A BLOND WIG O__O"
"Um...well, you see....it's like this...er.....YAH! KIM JAEJOONG-AH!!!" Said Yunho, getting red.
"WHAT'S THAT MOM? I HAVE TO GO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE NOW? Well, will you look at that. Looks like I have to go take out the garbage...BYE!~" Jaejong said, leaving the room as fast as he could.

"Phew, that was a close call for a beat down. These people can never appericiate good art. Hmm....Better go fine Yoochun anyways, he can help me w/ some cleaning ^^" Jaejoong opened the door to Yoochun's room only to find... "GOD YOOCHUN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! KYAH! AND WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THAT THING...ARE YOU...YOU KNOW...MAS--" "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT MAN! I WAS JUST DOING ...UM AN EXPERIMENT FOR SCHOOL...FOR LIFE SCIENCE CLASS!" Yoochun started, "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER??" "Jesh, you don't have to lie to me, I'm not your mother, and I'm not going to ask anymore questions...Wash your hands and help me do the dishes ^^"

---4 HOURS LATER---

"Ah~ We are done the house cleaning, what to do now...Oh, Yoochun...Can you try getting my camera away from Yunho?" Jae asked.
"Hmm....why do they have your camera? OH DID YOU TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF HIM?! I SO WANT TO SEE!" Chun started, "CAN I SEE THEM?!" "Why are you so intrested?" "Er....Just want to confirm something," He said with a sexy grin. "Well....MINES BIGGER THAN YOU BOTH!!!!" Jae yelled. "WTF? HOW DO YOU KNOW?" Yoochun asked, anger showing in his face. "well, You see... hehe, my little secret. So what is your plan to get my camera?" putting the situation aside, Chun told Jae about his devious plan to get the camera back.
"MR. DOLPHIN BECKHAM!~" Was all that was heard from Yoochun mouth until Junsu came running towards him. "Hyung, you called," He said with his high-pitched voice. "Jae, why are you with Yoochun, and not with Yunho Hyung?" 
"Well, er....that's why we called for you," Jae replied. "Can you help me with something?"
"If it's about helping you get into Hyung's bed, then.... definatly ~" blurted out Yoochun. 
"O______O WHAT? YUNHO HYUNG'S BED??? I'M OUT!" Junsu replied.
"OMG....I'M NOT GAY YOU GUYS! YOOCHUN...YOU ALREADY KNOW IT'S ABOUT MY CAMERA"
"Oh yea, forgot..." said Yoochun. *picks up iPod*
"You guys look!~" He said, now suddenly dancing to "Touch Me"
♫♪ Jus Jus Jus Jus Just Touch Me Now nal gamdong sikyeo bwa Don`t Ask Me How jigeum nal neukkyeo bwa ♪♫ 
 "HYUNG!" cried Junsu, "that was moving~"
Jaejoong does a facepalm, and suddenly screams, "CAN WE GET BACK TO OUR CAMERA"
*CRASH!~*
 "OMG...JAEJOONG, COME HERE QUICK" yells Changmin from the basement.
Jae, Chun and Junsu race to see what the noise was.
"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~ THAT'S MY-WHAT THE-WHY DID YOU-OMG-YOU DID THIS ON PUR" started Jaejoong.
"OMG, I am so sorry, Changmin and I were doing a photo shoot using you're camera, and the tripod we put it on collapsed, and along with it was the camera..."  Yunho said, trying to explain it all.
"wow...Hyung, you're BooJae's Heartbreaker!~"
♫♪yo ma heart heart heart breaker naega mwoljalmotaenneunji
yo ma heart heart heart breaker no way no way
naega neol tteonagandaedo naneun jeongmal gandago jalsanabojago
jigeutjigeutae ppigeutppigeutae naesarangui bigeuge no way♪♫ 
"STUPID! YOOCHUN IT'S NO TIME TO SING AND DANCE!~" said Changmin suddenly.
"It's okay. I'm just going to go-" Jae started but was interupted again by Yunho.
"I'll go get you a new one. You can take pictures of me in the shower, peeing, doing it....just don't kill me!" 
"Hyung, are you sure?" Said Changmin.
"Yea, even when doing it??? wait...can i watch >.>" Asked Yoochun
"Is that really smart? He will post things on Naver!~" Cried Junsu.
"Yes, it's okay..." said Yunho
"Well...I was just going to say I will get myself a new one, and stop taking random pictures of you guys...but I guess that works too ^^~" Said Jaejoong, then ran upstairs.


Yea....This is why I don't write fan-fics....they suck x]]
Okay...have to go to stupid "Meet the Creature Night" thing at school
Meet the Creature = Parent - Teacher Meet

---SHIYAKEY OUT---

FCUK...I HAVE SWINE INFLUENZA~

Well, not literary. I just have to do an Biology oral presentation on it and ah...so frustrating. SO I come home, and forgot that this assignment is due the next day. Procrastination will soon be the death of me. So I thought that I should put that aside [yet again] and finish my Law & English hmwk. I'M DONE!!!! And I soon got to work with my oral presentation. I'm nearly done that too, not rushing though, don't want to fail! Okay, so yea...what was my point? oh....PROCRASTINATION IS A NO NO!~

I've so learned my lesson. Yet then again, I know that I will most likely continue on procrastinating again at some point. till then... some Swine Flu humor.

So...Hear I my guess of how swine flu started.

That little boy licked the pig [did the mother not tell her son "don't talk to strangers...oh yea, and no licking domestic farm animals"
Okay, and then the kid licked his mother [Guessing he was on a 'licking everyon' spree]
OMG AND WHAT WAS HIS MOTHER THINKING KISSING THE MAIL-MAN?
Who oh so happened to be a host at xP NightClub and he gave it to nearly half the women and men there.
And it spread to mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, aunts, monkeys, bikinis...okay....getting off topic~
But you get my point. Wow...all becuase of that little kid TT_TT

---SHIYAKEY OUT---

MEii Wiishliist~

*Chu~♥*


Do do it, Chu~♥ (It’s) true, true, true, true it's You~ Do do it, Chu~♥
Do do it, Chu~♥(It’s) true, true, true, true it's You~ Do do it, Chu~♥

I'm officially addicted to F(X)'s Chu~ wait...I'm still into 2NE1's "I don't care-e-e-e-e~"
but yea, so it's Nov.22 and I still see no sign of nice white snow or even a feel for the cold...
I really love the winter for some reason. It's just so beautiful when the world [well...those that get snow] covered with a gorgeous white blanket of snow.
Oh, and we all know what snow brings with it ^^~ SANTA CLAUSE!!!
Yar, old Saint Nick, if only he was nice to me >---< I don't celebrate Christmas, but I still want to get gifts!!! so this is my modified wishlist ^^~

MEii Wiishliist~
✖- fobbiie clothes ♥ 
✖- a black nightmare before Christmas backpack 
✖- m.a.c makeup [dipdown fluidline] 
✖- boathouse gift card [kekeke~` more fobbie bags for me (= ] 
✖- ipod touch [32 GB preferably] 
✖- Meii sexii Korean/Chinese Oppa ^^~ 
✖- GOOGIMS ::Fly Series Convertible Backpack [ I will literally do anything if someone gets me this] 
✖- Beats By Dre headset ^^~ 
✖- A phone, because I have no hope in getting a job =__= 
✖- Meii mom off my back? ✖- PIG RABBIT FROM YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!! 
 Ah...can't thiink of anythiing else
ii am so ƃ u ı ʞ n ɔ ɟ tiired~.

Randomness~

HI!!!
Hmm...It seems like I've changed my template to an ugly green, but it's okay ^^~
I'll try to make it all better when I have the time of day [[which so happens to be 2 wks from never =0 ]]
OMG...I GOT MY SINGING VOICE BACK!~ [[I lost it, for those of you who don't know, I had one x) ]] so yea, I can sing now, and I sound sexii~
I guess I should try to post something later, when I have the time that is.

I've just kind noticed...no one reads my blogs >__<
that's sad....right?
wow...one would think, but really the truth is, I'm just depressed, and I just talk to imaginary friend as if I have any O=O
okay...of course I have friends!!! I'm just to lazy to post up my link ~__~
aha...I should...and see how many actually spend time reading TT__TT

Okay...what was the point of this...hmm...*thinking*
Oh yea....I don't know....let this be my randomness taking over~
oh...btw...is it curry chicken or chicken curry? Either way, it taste good ^^~

Grüß dich! [hello in German xD]

I'm listing to Wheesung's beautiful voice. er...what song am I listening to exactly... It's "사랑해.." oh~ >.<
Let me first explain my blogger template before procedding with my recklessness.
どうして君を好きになってしまったんだろう？By 東方神起 is one of my all time favorite songs, and I found a template that shows the album jacket, and I just had to have it!~
so yea....lame explaination TT__TT

~~♥ Why.Did.I.End.Up.Falling.In.Love. ♥~~

Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
Okay....so I'm actually writing again~
I've had the longest time. This blogger was meant for my fan fics ><
I'm working on one atm...so It'll be up 2 weeks from never!!!
okay...iJoke, don't cry~
It'll be up A.S.A.P!~
It's a 東方神起 Fan-Fic....inspiration came from "Kissしたまま、さよなら" which translates to "As we kissed goodbye"
okay....my marketing class is about to end....which means...LUNCH!~
so Au revoir~

I'm So Sick~

*Cough Cough~*


안녕하세요!~
~I'm so sick,
Infected with where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss,
Selfishness
I'm so sick
I'm so sick~
- Flyleaf [I'm so sick]

Today has been such a long day. The days Started as any other normal day, or at least I wish it had -.-
I woke up early, and found my self sick, if only that could have stopped me from leaving my nice, warm bed. I did my regular morning routine, you know...brushing my teeth, fighting for a bowl of cereal because your sister had finished yours, having to miss breakfast because the 'rent was pestering you to get dressed, finding out that your favorite sweater was still in the washer, and having to rush to school looking like a mess which includes having everything mis-matched.Ah... the usual.
I enter my first period class. It's English, and we're reading Act 2, Scene 2 of Hamlet. I have this huge headache and my teacher makes me read of of the Queen's lines. I'm trying to read, make sense of everything, and carry on by writing notes. God, if that doesn't sound harsh, try having to go to your Marketing class, and having to do a test you haven't studied for because you were sick in bed the night before. At least I knew most of everything, it was mostly common sense anyways :D
Law class was interesting...My teacher made us take notes half of the time, but then later on he made us get into a reading circle as if it were a kindergarten class. He read us Hansel and Gretal...omg...I was not expecting that at all. Aha, however, we had to do a case on it after, what a trick. At least I learned why high school teachers are just that, high school teachers. I would cry everyday if I had my law teacher when I was of age four.
My spare period...YAY! I was feeling way better. I photoshopped most of the period ^^~



Okay, 'm not that good in photoshop yet, but soon I'll become pro!~
I'm so tired now. I was asleep since 3:30 pm this afternoon. Woke up at around 10-ish
Ah..."You're Beautiful" and "IRIS" I'M WAITING FOR THEM...WHY CAN'T THEY COME OUT ALREADY!~
Ah...well, I better get back to bed. I'm to tired to write. I can already tell my writing style and format is way off. Blame my sickness!~
Hope I'm not getting swine flu DX
OMG...JoKwon of 2AM got it...wishing him the best of health

Zai Jian~

---SHIYAKEY OUT---

Disturbing G-Dragon

Current Location:

infrom of my computer youtubing

Current Mood:

amused

Current Music:

SS501 - U R MAN

Title: “PICK ON G-DRAGON” Day!
Rating: PG-13: Language
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Comedy/Drama
Author: Ommi SHIISOFINE

_________________________________

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


There was some sudden constant knocking at the Jiyong household.

Jiyong: … *gets up, ruffles hair* WHO THE HELL IS KNOCKING AT THIS GOD FOR SAKEN HOUR? * looks through the peak hole* …

Seung Ri: Hyung…open the door, it’s a matter of life and death.

Jiyong: …

Seung Ri: I have 3lbs. of gummy worms w/ me, and ii don’t think I want to eat them

Jiyong: *quickly unlocks door* Where’s my gummy worms fool?

Seung Ri: Jeez *shoves bag into Jiyong’s chest* Happy?

Jiyong: Ob forse ib ab “yummy candy in my tummy”

Seung Ri: So Hyung, see I have a date tomorrow with this really hot girl. Can I borrow your new adidas and Black Death Cross shirt?

Jiyong: *forces his candy down* YOU CAME *quickly checks his watch* THREE IN THE FLIP’N MORNING FOR THAT? *points fist at Seung Ri* YOU MOTHERFU-

Seung Ri: Dude, shut up! I got you your favorite candy now, didn’t I? Now answer the question.

Jiyong: what’s in it for?

Seung Ri: …

Jiyong: Dude the candy was for letting you in!

Seung Ri: …

Jiyong: Fine…take what you want

Seung Ri: Hyung, does that mean I can have that life sized poster of Lee Hyori?

Jiyong: The fuck? NO! TAKE THE SHIRT AND SHOES AND GET THE HELL OUT!

Seung Ri: *Mumbling,* stupid fucktard, *mumbling*

Jiyong: WHAT DID YOU SAY? WANNA DIE?

Seung Ri: Whoa, who put a stick up your ass? I said that i'm going...okay?

Jiyong: no one, and you'd better not have. Now leave, G-D needs some rest!



*** 5 HOURS LATER ***



Daesung: RISE AND SHINE SLEEPY HEAD!

Jiyong: Umma … its Saturday … no school * snore*

Daesung: UMMA? DO I SOUND LIKE YOUR ANNOYING MOTHER?

Jiyong: Gah … It’s you…. Can my day get any worse? Ah….why is everyone bothering me today?

Daesung: ‘cause silly, it’s “PICK ON G-DRAGON” Day! HOORAY FOR THIS DAY! HOORAY!!!

Jiyong: get the eff out of my place!

Daesung: Man, don’t take everything to the heart, I came here for a different reason *smiles* we have a double date with Jeajoong and Yunho today.

Jiyong: Can I ask a question?

Daesung: You just did *giggles*

Daesung: … Fine….go ahead, proceed.

Jiyong: SINCE WHEN WERE WE A GODDAMN COUPLE? BETTER QUESTION, SINCE WHEN WAS I CONSIDERED GAY?

Daesung: since you slept over that night at Seunghyun’s House ;D

Jiyong punches Daesung in the face…blood appears….Daesung gets up crying

Daesung: Dude, my nose…if it’s broken you are so paying for a new one

Jiyong: that wouldn’t be the first time *laughs* So Jaejoong and Yunho have been a couple since...?

Daesung: No you idiot! plus Jae is dating someone

Jiyong: What? Really? Since when? Who???

Daesung: ah, so many questions *sigh* well, some character named Sanah or something

Jiyong: That's a weird name. She's not Korean...is she?

Daesung: No, she's from Canada. Well our Jae is like 10 times prettier than her or any other girl we might come acroos *mumbling* KYAA! HE'S SOOOOOO DAMN HOT!

Jiyong: Gah, you're so gay dude.

Daesung: WTF MAN! I'M NO HOMO!

Jiyong: Now who are you trying to convince? Me or yourself?

Daesung: Can't a guy comment on another guy's looks w/out being questioned of his sexuality?

Jiyong: No, no he can not.

Daesung: Well then...on that note...GODAMMIT!

Jiyong: Whatever man, we'll discuss your sexuality later on at the intervention we're holding for you in two days.

Daesung: inter-what-now???

Jiyong: We're getting off topic. So about that double date?

Daesung: Oh, bro I lied, I played it off well didn't I?

Jiyong: Aish....played what off you gay punk. GET THE HELL OUT DAE! *takes Daesung by the collar and shows him the door*

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Taeyang: Jiyong? YA JIYONG!!!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Jiyong: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Seunghyun: DUDE WE NEED HELP!!! OPEN YOUR DAMN DOOR!!!

Jiyong: *Oh hells to the no* JIYONG NO HOME RIGHT NOW. ME SORRY. ME MAID OF JIYONG. PLEASE COME BACK IN THE WEEK AFTER THE NEXT! HE GO AWAY TO ... ER... AWAY!!!

Seunghyun: Jiyong got a maid? was that f French???

Taeyang:it was English you retard, how do you even mix up the two?

Seunghyun: Anything not Korean sounds the same to me ;D

Taeyang: BUHAHAHAHAHA This guy is jokes, I guess we'll come back in "the week after the next" huhu

Seunghyun: I don't get it ><>