Okay, so....next thing, for those celebrating EID, HAVE A GOOD ONE!~
And Finally, ....
{{ • ßig ßanged in Seoul • }}
All of the above [or none of the above] is a fan-fic i'm reading these days [so good!] but the sad part is that I'm not allowed to share ><
I love fan-fictions, but I don't write a lot of them. If one would see my G-Dragon fic, then one would understand why I don't write (>____<)" but, I'm going to attempt writing a DBSK one ^^~
Oh...I love this site [http://community.livejournal.com/hug______/] It's really good when it comes to DBSK fanfictions~ It's an online community where writers come together and share their work ^^~
Author: Shiiyakey
Genre: Humor, mature
Summary: LIGHTS! CAMERA! YAH JAEJOONG!~
A/N: Okay, so I am one of those bored individuals who have a kick out of writing disturbing things. However this time, I'm in a good mood and I'll write something...funny? can I pull it off, that I'm not sure of but it's worth a try ^^~
*SNAP, SNAP~*
"YAH KIM JAEJOONG!" Changmin Screamed.
"Hmm, one more snapshot of the group members, and I can start my collage." Jae declared as he went on a serch for Yoochun.
"YAH KIM JAEJOONG!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF ME IN THE SHOWER?!" Changmin said, while racing down the steps in nothing but a towel holding a rubber ducky.
"Min....why don't you put on cloths before speaking to others....wait, Can I take a picture....this will make such a cute pic..." Jaejoong said, camera in hand. "Oh now you ask..." said Min "Hey guys, what's going on....and Min....where's your cloths?" Yunho asked curiously.
"OH HYUNG, JAE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME IN THE SHO-" Changmin began, but was cut off. "Hey, was I doing anything wrong? It's no fun taking pictures when you know I'm taking them" Jae stated.
"Ah...Jae, what is wrong with you? I thought you stopped all of that non-sense." Yun said, grabbing the camera, "You're the oldest, but your acting like such a child," *click* "Okay...well your picture has been erased Min - HEY WHAT IS THIS....IS THIS ME?!" "wait...I want to see that" Min said, taking the camera out of Yunho's hands. "WHOA! WHY DO YOU HAVE MAKE - UP ON.....AND A BLOND WIG O__O"
"Um...well, you see....it's like this...er.....YAH! KIM JAEJOONG-AH!!!" Said Yunho, getting red.
"WHAT'S THAT MOM? I HAVE TO GO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE NOW? Well, will you look at that. Looks like I have to go take out the garbage...BYE!~" Jaejong said, leaving the room as fast as he could.
"Phew, that was a close call for a beat down. These people can never appericiate good art. Hmm....Better go fine Yoochun anyways, he can help me w/ some cleaning ^^" Jaejoong opened the door to Yoochun's room only to find... "GOD YOOCHUN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! KYAH! AND WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THAT THING...ARE YOU...YOU KNOW...MAS--" "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT MAN! I WAS JUST DOING ...UM AN EXPERIMENT FOR SCHOOL...FOR LIFE SCIENCE CLASS!" Yoochun started, "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER??" "Jesh, you don't have to lie to me, I'm not your mother, and I'm not going to ask anymore questions...Wash your hands and help me do the dishes ^^"
---4 HOURS LATER---"Ah~ We are done the house cleaning, what to do now...Oh, Yoochun...Can you try getting my camera away from Yunho?" Jae asked.
"Hmm....why do they have your camera? OH DID YOU TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF HIM?! I SO WANT TO SEE!" Chun started, "CAN I SEE THEM?!" "Why are you so intrested?" "Er....Just want to confirm something," He said with a sexy grin. "Well....MINES BIGGER THAN YOU BOTH!!!!" Jae yelled. "WTF? HOW DO YOU KNOW?" Yoochun asked, anger showing in his face. "well, You see... hehe, my little secret. So what is your plan to get my camera?" putting the situation aside, Chun told Jae about his devious plan to get the camera back.
"MR. DOLPHIN BECKHAM!~" Was all that was heard from Yoochun mouth until Junsu came running towards him. "Hyung, you called," He said with his high-pitched voice. "Jae, why are you with Yoochun, and not with Yunho Hyung?"
"Well, er....that's why we called for you," Jae replied. "Can you help me with something?"
"If it's about helping you get into Hyung's bed, then.... definatly ~" blurted out Yoochun.
"O______O WHAT? YUNHO HYUNG'S BED??? I'M OUT!" Junsu replied.
"OMG....I'M NOT GAY YOU GUYS! YOOCHUN...YOU ALREADY KNOW IT'S ABOUT MY CAMERA"
"Oh yea, forgot..." said Yoochun. *picks up iPod*
"You guys look!~" He said, now suddenly dancing to "Touch Me"
♫♪ Jus Jus Jus Jus Just Touch Me Now nal gamdong sikyeo bwa Don`t Ask Me How jigeum nal neukkyeo bwa ♪♫
"HYUNG!" cried Junsu, "that was moving~"
Jaejoong does a facepalm, and suddenly screams, "CAN WE GET BACK TO OUR CAMERA"
*CRASH!~*
"OMG...JAEJOONG, COME HERE QUICK" yells Changmin from the basement.
Jae, Chun and Junsu race to see what the noise was.
"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~ THAT'S MY-WHAT THE-WHY DID YOU-OMG-YOU DID THIS ON PUR" started Jaejoong.
"OMG, I am so sorry, Changmin and I were doing a photo shoot using you're camera, and the tripod we put it on collapsed, and along with it was the camera..." Yunho said, trying to explain it all.
"wow...Hyung, you're BooJae's Heartbreaker!~"
♫♪yo ma heart heart heart breaker naega mwoljalmotaenneunji
yo ma heart heart heart breaker no way no way
naega neol tteonagandaedo naneun jeongmal gandago jalsanabojago
jigeutjigeutae ppigeutppigeutae naesarangui bigeuge no way♪♫
"STUPID! YOOCHUN IT'S NO TIME TO SING AND DANCE!~" said Changmin suddenly.
"It's okay. I'm just going to go-" Jae started but was interupted again by Yunho.
"I'll go get you a new one. You can take pictures of me in the shower, peeing, doing it....just don't kill me!"
"Hyung, are you sure?" Said Changmin.
"Yea, even when doing it??? wait...can i watch >.>" Asked Yoochun
"Is that really smart? He will post things on Naver!~" Cried Junsu.
"Yes, it's okay..." said Yunho
"Well...I was just going to say I will get myself a new one, and stop taking random pictures of you guys...but I guess that works too ^^~" Said Jaejoong, then ran upstairs.
Yea....This is why I don't write fan-fics....they suck x]]
Okay...have to go to stupid "Meet the Creature Night" thing at school
Meet the Creature = Parent - Teacher Meet
---SHIYAKEY OUT---
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