Disturbing G-Dragon

Current Location:

infrom of my computer youtubing

Current Mood:

amused

Current Music:

SS501 - U R MAN

Title: “PICK ON G-DRAGON” Day!
Rating: PG-13: Language
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Comedy/Drama
Author: Ommi SHIISOFINE

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BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


There was some sudden constant knocking at the Jiyong household.

Jiyong: … *gets up, ruffles hair* WHO THE HELL IS KNOCKING AT THIS GOD FOR SAKEN HOUR? * looks through the peak hole* …

Seung Ri: Hyung…open the door, it’s a matter of life and death.

Jiyong: …

Seung Ri: I have 3lbs. of gummy worms w/ me, and ii don’t think I want to eat them

Jiyong: *quickly unlocks door* Where’s my gummy worms fool?

Seung Ri: Jeez *shoves bag into Jiyong’s chest* Happy?

Jiyong: Ob forse ib ab “yummy candy in my tummy”

Seung Ri: So Hyung, see I have a date tomorrow with this really hot girl. Can I borrow your new adidas and Black Death Cross shirt?

Jiyong: *forces his candy down* YOU CAME *quickly checks his watch* THREE IN THE FLIP’N MORNING FOR THAT? *points fist at Seung Ri* YOU MOTHERFU-

Seung Ri: Dude, shut up! I got you your favorite candy now, didn’t I? Now answer the question.

Jiyong: what’s in it for?

Seung Ri: …

Jiyong: Dude the candy was for letting you in!

Seung Ri: …

Jiyong: Fine…take what you want

Seung Ri: Hyung, does that mean I can have that life sized poster of Lee Hyori?

Jiyong: The fuck? NO! TAKE THE SHIRT AND SHOES AND GET THE HELL OUT!

Seung Ri: *Mumbling,* stupid fucktard, *mumbling*

Jiyong: WHAT DID YOU SAY? WANNA DIE?

Seung Ri: Whoa, who put a stick up your ass? I said that i'm going...okay?

Jiyong: no one, and you'd better not have. Now leave, G-D needs some rest!



*** 5 HOURS LATER ***



Daesung: RISE AND SHINE SLEEPY HEAD!

Jiyong: Umma … its Saturday … no school * snore*

Daesung: UMMA? DO I SOUND LIKE YOUR ANNOYING MOTHER?

Jiyong: Gah … It’s you…. Can my day get any worse? Ah….why is everyone bothering me today?

Daesung: ‘cause silly, it’s “PICK ON G-DRAGON” Day! HOORAY FOR THIS DAY! HOORAY!!!

Jiyong: get the eff out of my place!

Daesung: Man, don’t take everything to the heart, I came here for a different reason *smiles* we have a double date with Jeajoong and Yunho today.

Jiyong: Can I ask a question?

Daesung: You just did *giggles*

Daesung: … Fine….go ahead, proceed.

Jiyong: SINCE WHEN WERE WE A GODDAMN COUPLE? BETTER QUESTION, SINCE WHEN WAS I CONSIDERED GAY?

Daesung: since you slept over that night at Seunghyun’s House ;D

Jiyong punches Daesung in the face…blood appears….Daesung gets up crying

Daesung: Dude, my nose…if it’s broken you are so paying for a new one

Jiyong: that wouldn’t be the first time *laughs* So Jaejoong and Yunho have been a couple since...?

Daesung: No you idiot! plus Jae is dating someone

Jiyong: What? Really? Since when? Who???

Daesung: ah, so many questions *sigh* well, some character named Sanah or something

Jiyong: That's a weird name. She's not Korean...is she?

Daesung: No, she's from Canada. Well our Jae is like 10 times prettier than her or any other girl we might come acroos *mumbling* KYAA! HE'S SOOOOOO DAMN HOT!

Jiyong: Gah, you're so gay dude.

Daesung: WTF MAN! I'M NO HOMO!

Jiyong: Now who are you trying to convince? Me or yourself?

Daesung: Can't a guy comment on another guy's looks w/out being questioned of his sexuality?

Jiyong: No, no he can not.

Daesung: Well then...on that note...GODAMMIT!

Jiyong: Whatever man, we'll discuss your sexuality later on at the intervention we're holding for you in two days.

Daesung: inter-what-now???

Jiyong: We're getting off topic. So about that double date?

Daesung: Oh, bro I lied, I played it off well didn't I?

Jiyong: Aish....played what off you gay punk. GET THE HELL OUT DAE! *takes Daesung by the collar and shows him the door*

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Taeyang: Jiyong? YA JIYONG!!!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Jiyong: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Seunghyun: DUDE WE NEED HELP!!! OPEN YOUR DAMN DOOR!!!

Jiyong: *Oh hells to the no* JIYONG NO HOME RIGHT NOW. ME SORRY. ME MAID OF JIYONG. PLEASE COME BACK IN THE WEEK AFTER THE NEXT! HE GO AWAY TO ... ER... AWAY!!!

Seunghyun: Jiyong got a maid? was that f French???

Taeyang:it was English you retard, how do you even mix up the two?

Seunghyun: Anything not Korean sounds the same to me ;D

Taeyang: BUHAHAHAHAHA This guy is jokes, I guess we'll come back in "the week after the next" huhu

Seunghyun: I don't get it ><>